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Osama bin Laden

Well, it's unanimous. This little monkey is our esteemed jerk of the year. Millions of Americans would love to get their hands on this elusive simian-like rascal, but he's proven to be quite wily.

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Barney the Dinosaur

Although this infectious dinosaur is long past his prime, he has caused more long term damage to young dudes than originally thought. There has been a sharp decline in pee wee football participation, and a spike in basket-weaving clubs within the last few years. This culprit may not be a direct link, but there's a lot of finger pointing being done by dads across the nation.

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Navin Johnson

The Inventor of the "Opti-Grab" Navin R. Johnson, was the adopted son of a poor black sharecropper. This precursor to Forrest Gump pioneered the way for jerks everywhere, proving that even the most incompetant people can succeed in life.

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Drew Barrymore

Oh God...Will her name in the media ever die? A loveable child actress becomes a grown-up monstrousity. Some will agree that she's hot, but Hollywood can do anything. Will anyone ever come to the agreement that she is horrible at acting, and she's a huge ditz? C'mon, she married one-nut for God's sake!